Nothing is known about Richmond, VA’s Ghost Lotion other than what has been provided from the following slip of paper; ambivalently written with a chewed-up pen by a disgruntled girlfriend of one of the members:

“Matt and Will played in a metal band in high school.

Eventually Matt and James started writing songs and playing covers.

They played in a band with Mike Archer and Blayne Adams. It was called Intelligence.

Then they dropped Mike Archer and Will Coiner joined them again or whatever.

That’s when they called themselves Elk Blood. Gross.

Eventually they kicked Blayne to the curb or something (No one will say what happened) and they didn’t do anything for a few years.

Then they found Sonny Washburn. He’s a real character.

Now they’re called Ghost Lotion.”